Predictions for 2006: NigeriaHappy new year, loyal followers of Naijarita News! Here are our predictions for the year 2006 in Nigeria’s political scene:
- There will be no ethnic or religious violence throughout the year.
- Pigs will fly.
- All the 20-33 corrupt Nigerian governors will be prosecuted by the EFCC without favor.
- The world will end.
- Electricity supply under PHCN will become stable, sufficient and predictable.
- Eskimos will buy freezers.
- MTN Nigeria will take the lead in further reductions in cost of GSM calls.
- Osama Bin Ladin will rule America.
- Asari Dokubo and the MASSOB leaders will be acquited and discharged.
- Hitler will cross to heaven.
- Majority of Nigerians will accept and support President Obasanjo’s third term ambition.
- Hell will freeze over.
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Hint: read the alternating lines.
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