Comments on: 3rd Term Saga: Obasanjo Threatens To Freeze NFA Account! http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account Reporting FAKE NEWS Live From Nigeria Fri, 18 Jun 2010 02:05:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: exhagialedals http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-22793 exhagialedals Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:27:07 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-22793 There was this guy see. He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts". Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day. While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says, "Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me" Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father, "Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?" "O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me" A few moments later... "Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?" O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me." A few moments later... "DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???" "O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom." A few moments later... "Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?" There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

]]> By: werutzb http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-21974 werutzb Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:22:23 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-21974 Hi! I would like extend my SQL experience. I red really many SQL books and want to read more about SQL for my occupation as oracle database manager. What would you recommend? Thanks, Werutz Hi!

I would like extend my SQL experience.
I red really many SQL books and want to
read more about SQL for my occupation as oracle database manager.

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]]> By: Adem ogad http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-21446 Adem ogad Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:54:33 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-21446 May God bless us May God bless us

]]> By: gabriel zannu http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-2635 gabriel zannu Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:28:59 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-2635 oh boy. i honestly beleive this is false but if its true....nigeria s in a for a tough millitary dictator. oh boy.
i honestly beleive this is false but if its true….nigeria s in a for a tough millitary dictator.

]]> By: lanre http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-123 lanre Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:20:59 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-123 pretty funny. thank God that saga is over. Here's a new fake news for super eagles http://www.ogogoro.com/fake pretty funny. thank God that saga is over.
Here’s a new fake news for super eagles http://www.ogogoro.com/fake

]]> By: Jassy http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-50 Jassy Wed, 01 Feb 2006 17:34:00 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-50 The man is not serious make una no mind am. Na God go answer am as he do Abacha. The money wen he do eat never do am. The man is not serious make una no mind am. Na God go answer am as he do Abacha. The money wen he do eat never do am.

]]> By: Oluniyi David Ajao » Blog Archive » Nigerian Blogs round-up [Week 3 2006] http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-44 Oluniyi David Ajao » Blog Archive » Nigerian Blogs round-up [Week 3 2006] Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:44:40 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-44 [...] Seun Osewa delivers his usually hilarious blog entries at Naijarita.com with another piece titled: ” 3rd Term Saga: Obasanjo Threatens To Freeze NFA Account!“ “Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, serving president of Nigeria, has threatened to jeopardize the Super Eagles’ chances of winning the ongoing African cup of Nations by freezing the NFA account if Nigerians fail to show evidence of overwhelming support for his 3rd term bid by tomorrow morning.” [...] [...] Seun Osewa delivers his usually hilarious blog entries at Naijarita.com with another piece titled: ” 3rd Term Saga: Obasanjo Threatens To Freeze NFA Account!“ “Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, serving president of Nigeria, has threatened to jeopardize the Super Eagles’ chances of winning the ongoing African cup of Nations by freezing the NFA account if Nigerians fail to show evidence of overwhelming support for his 3rd term bid by tomorrow morning.” [...]

]]> By: Oladeji Foluso http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-42 Oladeji Foluso Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:19:36 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-42 Well,this na big joke.He is just bluffing. Well,this na big joke.He is just bluffing.

]]> By: Kbstar http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-41 Kbstar Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:17:01 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-41 I imagine how many submissions he has received so far. Perhaps, just tens of them from the pro third-term team. I imagine how many submissions he has received so far. Perhaps, just tens of them from the pro third-term team.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-39 Anonymous Wed, 25 Jan 2006 22:41:05 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-39 To President OBJ, Asshole Rock Villa: (1) I will vote for President Obasanjo if he contests for a third term in office. (2) I am in support of any law that seeks to imprison those who campaign against President Obasanjo’s third term bid or try to run for president. (3) I believe that President Obasanjo is the messiah that Nigeria needs, and anyone who is not with us is against us and should be prosecuted by EFCC. Signed by: Lucifer To President OBJ, Asshole Rock Villa:
(1) I will vote for President Obasanjo if he contests for a third term in office.
(2) I am in support of any law that seeks to imprison those who campaign against President Obasanjo’s third term bid or try to run for president.
(3) I believe that President Obasanjo is the messiah that Nigeria needs, and anyone who is not with us is against us and should be prosecuted by EFCC.
Signed by: Lucifer

]]> By: charlisco http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-38 charlisco Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:02:55 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-38 Thank God, that the news is a fake one, if not, I promise you out there i would have used my "Juju" to kill that bloody 3rd term bid for another tenure out her mind Thank God, that the news is a fake one, if not, I promise you out there i would have used my “Juju” to kill that bloody 3rd term bid for another tenure out her mind

]]> By: WhitesoftX http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-36 WhitesoftX Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:51:34 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-36 Great to hear the great-fake-news, better still be fake or else, he's dead! have you seen 'shaolin soccer' before? if not, go get the movie watch it. We will all file outside Asorock and shoot him the last shot each and let's see where he's going to land him! lol Great to hear the great-fake-news, better still be fake or else, he’s dead! have you seen ’shaolin soccer’ before? if not, go get the movie watch it. We will all file outside Asorock and shoot him the last shot each and let’s see where he’s going to land him! lol

]]> By: Abuguy64 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-35 Abuguy64 Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:49:40 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-35 This is certainly a huge joke!!!Abeg stop am oh! This is certainly a huge joke!!!Abeg stop am oh!

]]> By: Akinwale http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-34 Akinwale Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:31:20 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-34 Haha! This is obviously a joke, right? Haha! This is obviously a joke, right?

]]> By: slim http://www.naijarita.com/2006/obasanjo-freeze-nfa-account/comment-page-1#comment-32 slim Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:53:59 +0000 http://www.naijarita.com/2006/3rd-term-saga-obasanjo-threatens-to-freeze-nfa-account#comment-32 Obj, we dont want you again as president because Nigeria is turning upside down. Obj, we dont want you again as president because Nigeria is turning upside down.

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