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A Nairaland member has given ten good reasons why we need third term for Obasanjo and the Action Governors:

1. So that EFCC can continue to witch hunt those who oppose Obj and ICPC will remain powerless.
2. To make sure generator importers continue in business since PHCN(Please Have Handles Nearby) won’t work.
3. Air crashes can continue and nobody (maybe except a hapless grass cutting laborer)will be found guilty of dysfunctional airports and aircrafts.
4. IGP and other top security brass will continue to steal 17 billion naira and spend six months, sorry one and half months, in jail because the remaining four and half months would have been spent in cosy,comfortable detention.
5. So that top politicians and government functionaries, like Bola Ige, Marshall Harry, Dikibo, can be assassinated and their assassins never found. In fact key suspects will be voted to top political positions while awaiting trial from jail.
6. Banking reforms may continue and see to it that more bankers lose their jobs. We just have to inflate the jobless market.
7. We definitely need more militias.How else can the guns used for rigging elections be put to use in non election times.
8. Governors need to siphon more money abroad to build refineries there.We need more governors like Alams who can easily wear a 2.5 million dollar wrist watch.
9. We need more armed robbers sorry, policemen, to collect twenty naira at toll gates, what is wrong with me, I meant to say, police check points. Anyway,IGPs need to have a few billions of their own.
10. More potholes are absolutely necessary. How else can we slow down our journeys and allow the real armed robbers rob of us of our hard earned cash.
11. Did I forget to say we need godfathers who can remove governors according to their whims and caprices, Oyo and Anambra states must be replicated all over the nation.
12. In fact,we just need a man who can mess things up for all of us since we are sub humans who do not deserve a better life and who else can achieve all the lofty goals but the great Obasanjo.

He goes on to suggest that President Obasanjo might be following in the hallowed footsteps of great men like General Sani Abacha of Nigeria and Mobutu Sese Seko of former Zaire.

Source: www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-8327.0.html